Windows VISTA error codes revealed

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 15:40:51

"Windows VISTA Error Codes Revealed"

REDMOND, WA--Microsoft today released to the press a copy of the error codes that were incorporated into their new operating system, Windows VISTA. Reportedly, multi-billionaire Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates stated, "This is the best set of error codes yet!"

These are the new error codes.

Winerr 000 Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered

Winerr 001 Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly

Winerr 002 Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)

Winerr 003 RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?

Winerr 004 Deluxe Error. Please Send $275 to Upgrade Your Error

Winerr 005 Long File Name Error; Drive C: Erased to Make Room for Filename

Winerr 006 Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake crash

Winerr 007 Alphanumeric Sequence "OS X" Prohibited

Winerr 008 This License Has Expired; Your Computer Will Shut Down Until You Purchase Another Copy

Winerr 009 Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors

Winerr 00A Non-Microsoft Application Encountered; Deleting Application From System

Winerr 00B Push Error; Erasing Files to Make Room for Advertisement

Winerr 00C Abnormal Continuation; Windows Loaded Correctly This Time

Winerr 00D User Error; Lemming Not Found

Winerr 00E Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize

Winerr 00F Reserved for Future Coding Errors

Winerr 010 Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead

Winerr 011 Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN

Winerr 012 Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated

Winerr 013 Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down

Winerr 014 User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue

Winerr 015 Error Message Deleted

Winerr 016 Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence

Winerr 017 Multitasking Attempted; System Confused

Winerr 018 Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations

Winerr 019 Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue

Winerr 01A Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted

Winerr 01B Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted

Winerr 01C Oops; Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

Winerr 01D Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota

Winerr 01E Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here

Winerr 01F Error In Progress; Please Wait....

Winerr 020 Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember

Winerr 021 Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error

Winerr 022 Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reinstall Everything

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 15:49:57

lol, andy asked me if I was alright. I kept chuckling.
amusment, you have created

Post 3 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 16:24:03

Where do you find all your jokes?

Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 18:57:49

lol, nice

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 12:29:45

Jared, I could tell you where I get these lists, but then I'd have to kill you.