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"Windows VISTA Error Codes Revealed"
REDMOND, WA--Microsoft today released to the press a copy of the error codes that were incorporated into their new operating system, Windows VISTA. Reportedly, multi-billionaire Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates stated, "This is the best set of error codes yet!"
These are the new error codes.
Winerr 000 Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered
Winerr 001 Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
Winerr 002 Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
Winerr 003 RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
Winerr 004 Deluxe Error. Please Send $275 to Upgrade Your Error
Winerr 005 Long File Name Error; Drive C: Erased to Make Room for Filename
Winerr 006 Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake crash
Winerr 007 Alphanumeric Sequence "OS X" Prohibited
Winerr 008 This License Has Expired; Your Computer Will Shut Down Until You Purchase Another Copy
Winerr 009 Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
Winerr 00A Non-Microsoft Application Encountered; Deleting Application From System
Winerr 00B Push Error; Erasing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
Winerr 00C Abnormal Continuation; Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
Winerr 00D User Error; Lemming Not Found
Winerr 00E Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize
Winerr 00F Reserved for Future Coding Errors
Winerr 010 Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
Winerr 011 Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
Winerr 012 Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated
Winerr 013 Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
Winerr 014 User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue
Winerr 015 Error Message Deleted
Winerr 016 Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence
Winerr 017 Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
Winerr 018 Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations
Winerr 019 Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue
Winerr 01A Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted
Winerr 01B Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted
Winerr 01C Oops; Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.
Winerr 01D Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota
Winerr 01E Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
Winerr 01F Error In Progress; Please Wait....
Winerr 020 Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember
Winerr 021 Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error
Winerr 022 Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reinstall Everything
lol, andy asked me if I was alright. I kept chuckling.
amusment, you have created
Where do you find all your jokes?
lol, nice
Jared, I could tell you where I get these lists, but then I'd have to kill you.